Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Restoration to Create Wau-Ke-Na Preserve

Wau-Ke-Na preserve area to be restored
Wau-Ke-Na preserve area to be restored (photo by Keto Gyekis)

a news release of Southwest Michigan Land Conservancy

The Southwest Michigan Land Conservancy will continue a huge habitat restoration project at Fennville, Michigan. The Wau-Ke-Na, W.E. Smith Preserve South Tract will benefit endangered grassland birds and monarch butterflies – but like any home renovation project, it’s going to look terrible for a while. Long term, our hope is to create some of the best grassland in the area for seldom-seen birds such as bobolinks, Henslow’s sparrows, savannah sparrows, eastern meadowlarks, sedge wrens, American kestrels, and Northern harriers.

Beginning this spring, contractors will start clearing the former Christmas tree plantation near the front of the preserve. Non-native conifers like Colorado Blue Spruce will be removed and chipped, and the chips hauled away to be re-purposed in landscaping projects. Later, we will begin prepping other areas for seeding with native grassland plants.

We know the sight and sound of heavy machinery cutting trees, running chippers, and pushing debris into piles will be very alarming – and we apologize in advance for the mess and disturbance. But please know that with this project, we carry forward preserve donor William E. Smith’s grassland initiative at Wau-Ke-Na and his legacy to create a better world for the wildlife with whom we share these spaces.

Throughout the spring and summer, we will temporarily close the preserve from time to time to keep the public safe while we work and will post closure notices on our webpage and social media platforms. We appreciate your cooperation and understanding.


See more details and pictures at Wau-Ke-Na grasslands project


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Monday, March 23, 2026

Great American Outdoors Act Status

Land and Water Conservation Fund access road improvments
Land and Water Conservation Fund access road improvments (photo from the Department of the Interior)

compiled from several sources

The Great American Outdoors Act (GAOA) was rea by Congress in 2020 and was fully funded for five years. That means it's up for renewal this year.

The Act provideed roughly $1.9 billion a year for five years to address deferred maintenance in national parks and public lands. It guaranteed full funding of the Land and Water Conservation Fund (LWCF) (established in 1965), the income of which comes from fees and royalties paid to the Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement by oil and gas drilling offshore in federal water. The money must be used for the protection of public land and recreation. In 2020, it was funded for $900 million, the highest level ever.

Lawmakers appear supportive, and the President has indicated he will sign it, but its chances of passage depend on which news sources you read. The Act has always been a bipartisan coalition to benefit the American People. Because of the 250th Anniversary of the country, this year's bill is being called the "Great American Outdoors Act 250."

One of the priorities of the fund is to repair critical infrastructure which has been neglected due to deferred maintenance. West Michigan recipients of LWCF money in 2025 were:
• Kalamazoo County, $500,000 for improvements at Milham Park.
• Berrien County; Eaton Park restroom and park improvements - $359,000
• Kent County; East Grand Rapids: Waterfront Park improvement project (Phase 2) - $500,000
• Van Buren Count; Lawrence Village Park Playground improvements - $301,200

Urge your federal lawmakers to support the Great American Outdoors Act 250.


See Department of the Interior, GAOA


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Sunday, March 22, 2026

Howard Christensen Nature Center to Close

Howard Christensen Nature Center
Howard Christensen Nature Center (photo from their website)

a news release of Howard Christensen Nature Center

On June 30, 2026, the Howard Christensen Nature Center in Kent County, Michigan, will become a nature preserve with only hiking trails.

Dear Howard Christensen Nature Center Community,

HCNC will cease to exist as of July 1, 2026. The land was gifted to Kent Intermediate School District in 1975 by the Christensen family to become the nature center in Howard’s memory. KISD stopped providing field trips in 2005 and closed the doors. Another group tried to continue but were unsuccessful so it closed again. In 2011, a community group formed Lily’s Frog Pad, Inc, a nonprofit organization and they began renting the property from KISD for $1/year. Lily’s Frog Pad, Inc holds the name and manages HCNC. Most of us are volunteers who share a passion for the center and its mission.

Over the past year we have been working with the goal of re-establishing a funding partnership with KISD. Without input from us, we were blindsided to learn in January 2026 that the ISD was no longer interested in owning the property and were in search of a buyer. We asked them to reconsider and provide justification. Area superintendents were surveyed as to their support of HCNC as a valuable resource for the education of children through field trips. During this time, our board made a conscious decision to keep this information confidential in order to maintain the lines of communication with KISD.

On February 23, 2026, we learned that the area superintendents had expressed no interest in retaining the center. The Land Conservancy of West Michigan was named as the potential buyer. As part of the deal, $160,000 of tax payer money was allocated for demolition of all of the buildings. This is close to what we had asked for to improve the center. Once again, we had no input into any of these discussions. We have no standing as the original lease and all possible extensions expired in June 2025 and KISD had put off writing a new one.

We met with the Land Conservancy on March 13, 2026. While we appreciate the work they do, we stressed that this was a legacy property important to the community. It isn’t a conservation mindset to demolish solid buildings with updated roofing and mechanicals. They understood but were not able to share details or make any commitments. Our subcommittee attended the KISD board meeting on March 16, 2026 with the intention of speaking. It was upon arrival that we learned that one of the agenda items was the sale of the property. We pleaded with them to reconsider.

The vote passed unanimously. Our last day of operation is June 30, 2026. The center will become a nature preserve with only hiking trails. We are heartbroken. HCNC belongs to the community….the community that has invested so much time, money and energy over the past 50 years. We have been good stewards. Hopefully, the Land Conservancy will be as well. Moving forward, we have two tasks. We are in the process of closing down and dissolving the nonprofit organization. We have a lot of decisions to make and will keep you posted through email, Facebook and our web site.

To begin with, we are accepting no new memberships and admissions are free. Our last two events are also free. The second goal is to reach out to anyone in the community who might have the resources to at least purchase the buildings to save them. Contact us if you have any ideas or would like to help exploring this avenue. Please contact KISD or LCWM if you have any comments or questions about the transaction as we were not involved. Thank you again for 50 years of wonderful support of HCNC. If there is any positive in this, the legacy of the Christensen family will live on in the trails, and the property can’t be developed.

The Board of Directors of HCNC


See the history of the Nature Center at Howard Christensen Nature Center


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Saturday, March 21, 2026

DNR Urges Caution after Michigan Blizzard

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winter storm aftermath (photo from Michigan DNR)

a news release of Michigan DNR

The Michigan Department of Natural Resources is advising outdoor enthusiasts in areas affected by this week’s blizzard to be cautious when planning visits to trails and state parks that may have been affected by the extreme winter weather.

“With record snowfall March 15-16 in the Upper Peninsula – some areas received more than 4 feet of snow – and snowy and icy conditions in the northern Lower Peninsula, we’re urging people to check conditions before traveling to storm-affected areas and to be aware of downed trees and branches, as well as bent or bowed trees and branches that may fall unexpectedly,” said Greg Kinser, Lower Peninsula trails coordinator for the DNR Parks and Recreation Division.

Local officials this week reported impassable, snow-covered roads and downed trees and power lines across the region. Power outages have also been reported, with several counties initially reporting the majority of residents without power.

"In addition to trail impacts, many state parks and recreation facilities across the U.P. and the northern Lower Peninsula were rendered inaccessible by the significant snowfall," Kinser said. "State park staff are digging out, and it will take time before some park facilities are accessible again."

Kinser also thanked trail partner groups for their prompt, professional assistance in helping to assess trail conditions.

About 260 miles of forest roads in the northeastern Lower Peninsula remain closed due to debris from extensive tree damage during the 2025 ice storm. Cleanup efforts are ongoing. Know before you go

DNR staff continue to assess state-designated trails, state parks and facilities following the blizzard and snowstorm that led Gov. Gretchen Whitmer to declare a state of emergency Monday for seven counties in the Upper Peninsula and northern Michigan: Alcona, Alpena, Delta, Missaukee, Ogemaw, Roscommon and Wexford. The governor also declared a state of energy emergency for the entire state to ensure the speedy delivery of heating fuel to affected people.

In these state of emergency counties, and possibly in other areas affected by the storm, state park, road and trail access will be limited. Watch for downed trees and branches blocking trails and roads.

Watch for damaged trees and hanging tree limbs that may fall unexpectedly.

Be aware of split trunks and debris tangled with power lines. If a tree or branch is, or even might be, touching a power line, stay far away and contact your local utility company. Even seemingly “dead” lines can be live. Likewise, never approach debris piles or trees that are entangled with wires.


Find up-to-date closure details and safety alerts by visiting DNR Closures and searching for "winter storm."


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Friday, March 20, 2026

Adopt-A-Forest

removing trash from a forest
removing trash from a forest (photo from the Michigan DNR)

from the Michigan DNR

You can help keep the woods clean by reporting a dumpsite, making a donation or volunteering to clean up the forest, whether state or federal forest in Michigan.

The Adopt-a-Forest volunteer cleanup program was established to protect Michigan's forests in 1991. The program shares the importance of clean and healthy forests, improves recycling and responsible trash disposal and works to stop illegal dumping.

Led by the Department of Natural Resources, the program is a partnership of the DNR, Michigan Department of Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy and Michigan-based USDA Forest Service.

In the program's history, more than 2 million acres of forest land have been cleaned up, with 100,000 tires removed and tens of thousands of cubic yards of trash properly disposed of. This work is critical to protecting forest lands for future generations.

Visit the link below to report trash in the woods, volunteer to help, or donate.


See Adopt-A-Forest


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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Dam Removal Debates Continue

Tippy Dam
Tippy Dam on the Manistee River (photo by Consumers Energy)

a news release of Michigan.gov and other sources

Consumers Energy has a new opponent in its bid to sell 13 hydropower dams, several of which are located in west Michigan.

The Michigan Natural Resources Commission, which regulates fish and game, may soon craft a resolution opposing Consumers’ plan to essentially give the dams away to a private equity firm, Confluence Hydro. Like many others, commissioners are concerned the sale contract under consideration now by the Michigan Public Service Commission doesn’t offer enough guarantees that Confluence will care for the dams. One possible negative outcome is that selling the dams could leave the Michigan DNR to take over responsibility if they fall into disrepair.

Confluence has promised it would maintain the dams. Consumers, for its part, says it would rather tear all the dams down than agree to new terms for the sale.

Lawmakers, meanwhile, have introduced bills to toughen Michigan’s dam safety standards, currently among the weakest in the nation.

The dams under discussion are:
• Au Sable River: Mio, Alcona, Loud, Foote, Cooke, and Five Channels dams.
•Manistee River: Hodenpyl and Tippy dams.
•Muskegon River: Rogers, Hardy, and Croton dams.
•Grand River: Webber Dam.
•Kalamazoo River: Calkins Bridge Dam.

Many of these dams have become the centerpieces of recreational facilities such as the North Country Trail along Hodenpyl Dam Pond and the Dragon Trail encircling Hardy Dam Pond.


See more about the Natural Resource Commission comments


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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Pedestrian Tunnel Under Construction in Oceana County

construction of pedestrian tunnel in Oceana County
construction of the tunnel (photo used with permission of Oceana County Press)

from Oceana County Press

A pedestrian tunnel is being constructed to pass under M-20 in Oceana County, Michigan, that will connect the Lewis Adventure Farm and Zoo with the parking lot. A traffic study was completed two years ago that identified a need to stop pedestrians and trams from crossing M-20 due to vehicle volume and speed.

The tunnel is uniquely designed in that it is a precast concrete structure that is being built off-site and will be assembled when the excavation is complete.

Funding came from a special allocation by the state that was procured by Senator Jon Bumstead.

It is approximately 76 feet long and 24 feet wide with a divider to separate pedestrians from tractor-pulled trams that transport people from the parking lot.

The road is expected to reopen at the end of May 2026, but the interior of the tunnel will not be completed for use until August.



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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Lyme Disease in Michigan Soars

deer tick
deer tick (photo from the US Agricultural Research Service)

from a news article at WZZM and other sources

In Kent County, Michigan, cases of Lyme disease have risen dramatically in the past six years. Only 11-12 cases per year were reported from 2016-2020. In the first nine months of 2025, there were 216 cases. Statewide, cases have also risen but slower at about 150%.

The black-legged, or deer tick is now found in almost every county of the state. This is the primary carrier of Lyme disease.

Lyme can be treated with antibiotics, but post-Lyme syndrome can linger for years causing joint pain and body aches. Another after-effect is immune system disorders. Some have compared it to long COVID. These lingering effects do not respond to antibiotics.

Learn to identify the kinds of ticks. Black-legged ticks are tiny, and they are the most common carriers of Lyme. Dog ticks are larger and less concerning. The Lone Star tick has a large white spot and is more likely to carry different diseases. Asian longhorn ticks are now also found in Michigan, including Berrien County, but these pose a greater threat to animals than humans.

In short, ticks are no longer just a southern problem. Tuck pants into socks, use repellent, check yourself when coming indoors, or daily if on an extended outing.


See Asian Long-horned Tick in Berrien County


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Monday, March 16, 2026

Man Swept Off Pier Survives Thanks to Life Rings

man being washed off South Haven pier
the actual moment of being washed off the pier (photo by Ryan Bale)

a news release of South Haven Area Emergency Services

Through its ongoing beach safety program, the City of South Haven, Michigan, installed year-round life ring stations in 2023. The South Haven Rotary Club supported the program with a $13,500 grant for the installation of the six stations located on the south and north piers. This safety equipment, along with quick action by a friend, saved a life.

South Haven Area Emergency Services (SHAES) and South Haven Police Department responded to a report of a person being swept off the pier into the water at 5:40 p.m.

A 57-year-old man, reported to be from out-of-state, escaped with his life when waves swept him off the Lake Michigan south pier in South Haven on Friday evening. (March 13, 2026)

A second person with the victim threw him a life ring and pulled him to safety. He was out of the water when authorities arrived. The incident occurred near the lighthouse end of the pier. The subject was taken to Bronson-South Haven Hospital for treatment of injuries.

The pier was closed at the time with waves sweeping over it.

Persons who go onto the piers in South Haven when they are closed are subject to a $1,000 fine. The city declared the piers closed earlier in the day because of the high wind and wave conditions.

Ryan Bale captured the moment the subject was being washed off the pier into the lake. Let this photo be a reminder of the power of the lake waves and the dangers they pose. Please take seriously any closings of the many piers along Great Lakes shorelines.



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Sunday, March 15, 2026

Funding throughout Michigan for Invasives Control

wooly adelgid management
wooly adelgid management (photo from MI DNR)

a news release of Michigan DNR

The state of Michigan announced on March 11, 2026 that 27 projects will share $2.4 million in funding through the Michigan Invasive Species Grant Program for efforts that address the prevention, detection, eradication and control of aquatic (water-based) and terrestrial (land-based) invasive species.

The program – cooperatively implemented by the Michigan departments of Agriculture and Rural Development; Environment, Great Lakes, and Energy; and Natural Resources – has four key objectives:
• Preventing the introduction of new invasive species.
• Strengthening the statewide invasive species early detection and response network.
• Limiting the spread of recently confirmed invasive species.
• Managing and controlling widespread, established invasive species.

Michigan’s 22 regional cooperative invasive species management areas (CISMAs) will each receive $70,000 in annual support to provide education and technical assistance to landowners. Additional funds for survey and treatment of high-priority invasive species including red swamp crayfish, water-primrose, wild parsnip, black swallowwort, knotweeds and kudzu will go to twelve of the areas.

Some West Michigan projects are:
• Surveying and treating hemlock woolly adelgid on the northern edge of the infestation in Benzie, Grand Traverse, Leelanau and Manistee counties along the Lake Michigan shoreline.
• Conducting survey and treatment of mile-a-minute weed infestations in Calhoun County.
• Surveying for highly invasive hydrilla in southwest Michigan waters near the known infestation in Berrien County.



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Saturday, March 14, 2026

Sugarloaf Now Owned by Leelanau Conservancy

Sugar Loaf mountain
Sugar Loaf (photo from the Leelanau Conservancy)

from Leelanau Conservancy

The transfer of Sugar Loaf to the Leelanau Conservancy is officially complete, marking a historic milestone in a community-driven effort to permanently protect this beloved local landscape.

For generations, Sugar Loaf has inspired awe, adventure, and deep local pride. Thanks to the extraordinary generosity of the the Edmund F. and Virginia B. Ball Foundation, donors, partners, and supporters, the mountain will now be stewarded for the benefit of the community and the natural environment forever.

The Conservancy’s long-term vision for Sugar Loaf includes a well designed trail network for hiking, biking, snowshoeing, cross-country and backcountry skiing, along with universal access features, scenic viewpoints, and family-friendly spaces. Plans also include ecological restoration work to protect native species and reduce erosion.

Sugar Loaf is not yet open to the public


See more at Leelanau Conservancy


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Friday, March 13, 2026

Sleeping Bear Named Among Best Unique Beaches

Sleeping Bear dune
Sleeping Bear dune (photo from NPS)

compiled from several sources

TripAdvisor Travelers' Choice Awards has ranked Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore (Empire, Michigan) among the top five unique beaches in the United States. It was placed at number four overall.

The 450-foot dunes rising from Lake Michigan helped the lakeshore place as it did. The rankings are based on TripAdvisor reviews over the previous year. This award recognizes locations that offer something beyond the typical sun and sand. The dramatic golden dunes and their contrast with the surprisingly tropical-blue water was a winner with visitors.

“This ranking validates what we locals already know — Sleeping Bear Dunes is an iconic example of Pure Michigan," said Laura Ann Johnson, Executive Director, Friends of Sleeping Bear Dunes.

The opportunities for adventure also helped the scoring.

TripAdvisor has about eight million listings, and fewer than one percent of them ever make a "Best Of..." list.

The three beaches ranking higher than Sleeping Bear for this year were Boulders Beach Penguin Colony – South Africa, Isola Bella – Sicily, Italy, and Bamburgh Beach – United Kingdom.

Of course, West Michigan regulars know that Sleeping Bear offers much more than dunes. There are miles of forested trails, water activities, scenic drives and more.


See Parade


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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Michigan Outdoor Economic Growth Slow in 2024

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Trap Hills in Michigan's Upper Peninsula (photo by jhy)

from Bridge Michigan

The US Bureau of Economic Analysis has released data from 2024 on the outdoor industry. Outdoor recreation in Michigan added $15.1 billion to the economy, an increase of over one billion from 2023. Although there was growth, it lags behind 35 other state's rate of increase of 4%.

Brad Garmon, executive director of the state’s Outdoor Recreation Industry Office, said, “One thing about Michigan’s outdoor recreation economy is it’s really diverse. In some ways, that means that we don’t grow as fast as some other states that see a big upswing.”

Since it takes time to collect and process data, these figures from 2024 do not reflect the most recent season. A good snow year suggests that figures for 2025 will look better.

Garmon also stated that slow, steady growth is probably better than volatile peaks and valleys. Michigan ranked in the top 20 states in most categories of outdoor recreaton. Approximately 125,000 jobs are generated in the state from outdoor recerational pursuits.


See the full article with several graphs at Michigan lags US in outdoor economy growth


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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Final Phase Boyne City- Charlevoix Trail Proceeds

Boyne City- Charlevoix Trail
Boyne City- Charlevoix Trail (photo from Top of Michigan Trails Council)

from the Boyne Citizen

Phases 4 and 5 of the Boyne City-to-Charlevoix bike and pedestrian trail are coming into focus for completion.

The trail has been in progress for over ten years. A new round of fundraising is being launched to begin the engineering work for the final stretch. 93% of the total trail has been funded, and filling in the final gap is critical to the economic success of the trail.

Top of Michigan Trails Council and the Charlevoix County Trail Team are partnering to lead the project. The first goal is $50,000 for the design and engineering portion of this phase. Possible routes will be identified, a conceptual design created and potential problems addressed.

Finding additional volunteers to assist with the project is also deemed critical.


See more and a map at Top of Michigan Trails Council


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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Boyne City May Get Skate Park

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proposed Boyne City skate park (graphic from city of Boyne City)

from the Boyne Citizen

A long-planned community skate park in Boyne City, Michigan, has moved one step closer to becoming a reality. City commissioners have unanimously approved a grant application from the Michigan Department of Natural Resources Trust Fund grant for $376,000.

If the grant is approved, this would provide the largest portion of funds raised to date. The amount would cover most of what is needed to complete the park. Trust Fund grants have to be matched with 25% local funding. This is already raised by the non-profit skate park organization

No money will come from the city budget. However, the city will help maintain the park, once constructed.

City Manager Sam Demel called the park “a great asset for the community.” It will be built at Rotary Park at Boyne City. There is currently no skateboard facility in the city.



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Monday, March 9, 2026

Watch for Elk on the Move

elk crossing sign
Elk Crossing (photo from MDOT)

a news release of Michigan DOT

Elk are on the move in the northern Lower Peninsula!

You may notice some electronic message boards along I-75 in the Vanderbilt (Otsego County) area warning of elk crossings. According to the DNR, the elk have shifted their typical spring migration routes further north of where current permanent elk crossing warning signs are posted (those signs will be adjusted accordingly later in the spring).

Also, please don't stop your vehicle on the freeway to take pictures of any elk you may see.


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Sunday, March 8, 2026

Benzie County Residents Fight Cell Tower

Benzie County cell tower
Benzie County cell tower (photo credit unclear)

compiled from several sources

Residents in Crystal Lake Township (Benzie County, Michigan) are challenging a November 2025 ruling that upheld the construction of a 199-foot cell tower near Bellows Park. Residents filed a motion to reconsider, arguing the court made significant legal errors regarding zoning permits for the APC Towers project.

Arguments center on land use, potential deed violations from 1938, and a contentious zoning review process.

The city of Frankfort built the tower on land they were deeded in Crystal Lake Township. A November 1938 deed to the city of Frankfort specifies the property is to be used for public use. And an additional 1948 deed states that the public use is "in perpetuity," or forever.

The township's zoning board of appeals said since the city owns the land, the township can't enforce their rules. The decision will be ruled on by the court.

Nearby homeowners are strongly protesting the tower. The great-grandson of the original donor said his relatives must be "spinning in their graves." He would like to see the tower removed and a few hiking trails added.


See more at UpNorth Live


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Saturday, March 7, 2026

Pedestrian Bridge at Traverse City SP Being Removed

concept of new Traverse City State Park Entrance
graphic rendering of new at-grade crossing (photo by Illustrated Archetecture)

a news release of Michigan DNR

Signal installation at Traverse City State Park entrance begins in early March; motorists should expect single-lane closures

As part of an $8.5 million enhancement project at Keith J. Charters Traverse City State Park, in early March crews will begin installing a new traffic signal at the relocated U.S. 31 campground entrance.

During the traffic light installation, motorists on U.S. 31 should anticipate intermittent single-lane closures. Additionally, pedestrians should expect temporary sidewalk restrictions.

The project is anticipated to take two weeks. Digital message boards will be posted one week before construction starts.

Once installed, the traffic signal will operate in flashing mode for up to one month before becoming fully active in late April. The pedestrian crosswalk will remain closed until the signal is fully operational.

The traffic light installation is part of a larger project that the Michigan Department of Natural Resources began in February 2025. The planned project is designed to modernize the park’s facilities, enhance visitor access and traffic flow and improve accessibility, including a redesigned park entrance, a new at-grade pedestrian crossing, a new campground contact station, a relocated park headquarters building and an expanded sanitation station. All components of the project are compliant with Americans with Disabilities Act accessibility guidelines.

The park's modern campground closed in July 2025 and will remain closed through the 2026 season. The campground will reopen April 1, 2027. The Lake Michigan beach day-use area is expected to remain open; however, visitors should anticipate occasional closures for intersection work.


See the project page, including project details and a construction timeline at Michigan.gov


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Thursday, March 5, 2026

South Rogue River Trail

South Rogue River Trail construction
construction of the SRRT (photo from Plainfield Charter Township)

from MLive

Plainfield Township in Kent County, Michigan is working on a $2.2 million project. This is part of the connected trails which will go from Lake Michigan to the middle of the state named the Grand Ruver Greenway. This portion will be called the South Rogue River Trail (SRRT). “When everything is complete, you’ll have basically a continuous, 171-mile separated pedestrian trail starting in Grand Haven and going all the way to Owosso,” Ben Swayze said. Swayze is the Kent County Parks Director.

This two-mile segment runs along Rogue River Road from the White Pine Trail to the Rogue River/Kuttshill Drive intersection. A pedestrian bridge will cross the Rogue River. The bridge alone cost $880,000

Work began in mid 2025 and completion is expeced in May 2026.

Funds came from the township’s non-motorized trails and recreational areas millage fund, and Kent County will cover the cost of the bridge.

Described by the township in an October newsletter, the SRRT is “offering a safe and scenic route for walkers, runners and cyclists.”


See article at MLive


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Wednesday, March 4, 2026

MSU Students Connect with Communities for Trails

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MSU students Trail Building, Law and Policy class (photo from MSU, )

from College of Agriculture and Natural Resources, Michigan State University

Students in the Trail Building, Law and Policy course in Michigan State's Department of Community Sustainability, have completed a four-year project requiring them to design a trail plan specific to the needs of communities in Michigan.

Instructor Bob Wilson, former Senior Counsel to the Senate Natural Resources and Environmental affairs committee and executive director of the Michigan Trails and Greenways Alliance, now identifies communities seeking assistance in trail planning and development. He coordinates with the Michigan Department of Natural Resources (DNR) and more than a dozen communities in Michigan are on a waiting list for the next semester of students.

The students help local authorities develop master trail plans, and their final project is to present a complete document to community leaders.

"The community gets the benefit of a well-done trail plan, and the students learn how their work can impact a community in terms of quality of life and access to trails," Wilson said.

In 2025, students aided the following Michigan areas: Charlevoix, Cassopolis, Sault Ste. Marie, Calhoun County and Clearwater Township.


See more at Michigan Students Partner with Communities


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Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Events Calendar to be Discontinued


from jhy

Sorry, folks, I can't keep up the news and the calendar. It's just too much work. I will try to highlight some of the major events that come along.


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Coopersville Fundraiser for North Bank Trail

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North Bank Trail
North Bank Trail (photo from TrailLink)

compiled from several sources

The former Grand Trunk Western Railroad right- of-way from Spring Lake to Marne, Michigan, is being transformed to become the North Bank Trail. A seven mile stretch from the Village of Spring Lake to a Trailhead on 112th Avenue in Nunica has been completed and provides connections to other regional trails including the Lakeside Trail in Spring Lake and the Spoonville Trail in Crockery Township. The Spoonville Trail offers access to the South Side of the Grand River where it meets up with Grand River Explorers Trail. It also links to local pathways in Spring Lake Township and Ferrysburg offering a connection to US Bike Route 35 running along Michigan’s west coast from New Buffalo to Sault Saint Marie.

Future phases of the North Bank Trail will connect Nunica to Coopersville and the Musketawa Trailhead on 8th Avenue in Marne. Ultimately the trail will be a regional link between the beaches of Lake Michigan and the Grand Rapids Metro Area.

On March 5, the city of Coopersville is hosting the Celebrate Coopersville fundraiser for their section of the trail. For $40, attendees will receive complimentary food and entertainment from Main Street Dueling Pianos. A cash bar will also be available. Raffles and a silent auction will also raise funds.

Other funds for this section have come from a Transportation Alternatives Program grant from the state of Michigan


See Friends of the North Bank Trail


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Monday, March 2, 2026

Palmer Woods Bicycle Trails

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Palmer Woods bicycle trail
new Palmer Woods trail (photo by Pat S.)

from Singletracks.com

It took seven years, but the full 24-mile trail system at Palmer Woods in Leelanau County, Michigan, was completed in 2025.

The Leelanau Conservancy has spent about $10 million to build these trails with ecological restoration and sustainability in mind. The money came entirely from local sources. The land was acquired from a timber company where logging had taken place for 40 years. The Conservancy purchased the 1,155 acres which is surrounded on three sides by Sleeping Bear Dunes.

The forest will be preserved and the majority of the trails are dedicated to mountain biking. It's being hailed as one of the best singletrack bike trails in Michigan.

The bicycle trails are machine-built, and range from beginner loops to "white knuckle" as described by Justin Simpson, Director of Progressive Trails for West Michigan Mountain Biking Association. The intermediate trails are mostly one way, with the direction of travel alternating on successive days.

Caleb Garone, Land Steward for the Leelanau Conservancy, says "the Lion’s Mane Trail has a lot of really interesting dirt jump shapes. There’s [been] quite a bit of rock added for some downhill kickers."

Separate trails for hiking and cross-country skiing have also been built, ensuring that no user group's expectations will be compromised. The Conservancy emphasises that there is a strong commitment to ecological sustainability and diversity.


See maps at the Leelanau Conservancy


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Sunday, March 1, 2026

Grand River's Rapids to be Restored

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Grand river low head dam
low head dam on the Grand River (photo from the EPA)

from a news article at MLive

Work will begin in the summer of 2026 to remove the four dams on the Grand River in downtown Grand Rapids, Michigan. This will restore the rapids, the historic source of the city's name.

Each dam is low, but they have effectively smoothed the river surface. However, the strong hydraulic force at each dam makes recreational uses unsafe. Removal will return the waterway to a more natural state and recreational opportunities such as kayaking, tubing, angling, and wading will once again be possible.

Over 100 boulders will be placed in the river to improve habitat for fish. The primary goal of the project is to restore aquatic habitat diversity and suitability for native Great Lakes fish and mussel species.

Ah-Nab-Awen Park will be closed for two years during the construction, as it will be used for staging. Total cost of the project will be about $26 million.


See more at Michigan Public Radio


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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Featured - Grass River Natural Area

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Grass River boardwalk
boardwalk at Grass River Natural Area (photo from Grass River website)

from Grass River Natural Area

Grass River Natural Area in Antrim County, Michigan, features both accessible and single-track trails, with considerable lengths of boardwalk through marsh areas.

The 0.3-mile Sedge Meadow Boardwalk from the Grass River Center to markers 16, 17, and the Dock is now an ADA accessible boardwalk and opened in fall 2024. An additional 0.25 mile loop from markers 15, 18, 13, and 14 was replaced in 2018. Packed gravel trails provide access from the Grass River Center to the boardwalks. In late summer of 2025 replacement of the remainder of the Sedge Meadow Boardwalk Loop was completed. Fern Boardwalk Loop will be rebuilt in 2026.

Seven miles of trails weave through the natural area and all provide easy walking. Gravel trails around the Grass River Center provide easy access to the Center. Boardwalks covering the Sedge Meadow and Fern Trails provide accessibility to wetland flora and fauna and are wheelchair friendly. The Woodland, Chippewa, Nipissing, Algonquin, and Rail Trails are upland forested dirt footpaths.

Pets and bicycles are allowed only on some of the trails.

There are paddling opportunities on the Grass River, Lake Bellaire, and Clam Lake.

Some trails are groomed for skiing in winter and the main parking lot is plowed in winter.

An all-natural playground for children opened in 2025.


See maps and more info at Grass River Natural Area



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Friday, February 27, 2026

60-Mile Marquette Greenway Will Connect New Buffalo to Chicago

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Marquette Greenway map
Marquette Greenway map (from Berrien Trails)

from Berrien Trails

Imagine being able to ride your bike safely from Chicago all the way to New Buffalo or to spend a sunny afternoon hiking from Michigan City to New Buffalo and back. Dozens of volunteers have been working on this project for over a decade to make this dream a reality.

The Marquette Greenway is an ambitious project. The goal is to finish a regional, non-motorized greenway which will span about 60 miles in length along the south shore of Lake Michigan from Calumet Park in Chicago to downtown New Buffalo, Michigan. Residents throughout the region have long been hoping for an uninterrupted trail connecting these three states and providing access to a wide variety of destinations along the lakefront.

A ribbon cutting was held on April 25, 2025 for his first section of the trail in Michigan. There are almost 40 miles of trail completed of the 60-mile trail that will connect New Buffalo to East Chicago.


Read the full article at the link above.


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Thursday, February 26, 2026

Outdoor Access Draws Employees to West Michigan

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hikers on a trail bridge
hikers on a trail bridge (photo by jhy)

from an article in Rural Innovation Exchange

Outdoor recreation is more than just fun. The Rural Innovation Exchange says it reflects community values and the lifestyle residents can develop.

Regional leaders say that trails, greenways, and outdoor access are a critical part of West Michigan’s efforts to attract people and employers and ensure long-term vitality. In fact, these three types of perks are often in the top requests from people seeking to relocate to a different area.

Lakeshore Advantage, a Michigan economic development organization seving Ottawa and Allegan Counties, says the emerging workforce (18-34 year olds) consistently places outdoor access in their top three desires for places to move to. Lakeshore Advantage spokeswoman Kelly Wandell says, "the question of “why move here” is becoming more comprehensive."

People want more than a job. They want to find a place to raise a family and create an identity. Lake Michigan is a huge draw, but nearby trails, organized outdoor activities and wilder places are also highly sought after.

Wandel emphasizes connectivity and the expanded opportunities created by trail connections.


See the full article at Trails as talent magnet: Outdoor access is key part of West Michigan’s ‘why here’ conversation


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Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Little Traverse Wheelway Repair Still Uncertain

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collapsed multi-use trail
collapsed Little Traverse Wheelway (photo from City of Petoskey Parks and Recreation)

complied from several sources

A portion of the Little Traverse Wheelway collapsed into Little Traverse Bay in 2020. Now, five years later, some serious discussion is finally underway about repairing what has been nicknamed "the Miracle Mile."

The Little Traverse Wheelway is a multi-use pathway that connects Harbor Springs, Michigan with Charlevoix. The damage occurred due to water erosion from high Lake Michigan levels in 2020, and the repair could cost $20 million. Most of that would be the expense of 100,000 tons of stone to stabilize the eroded bank.

In October, 2025, the city of Petoskey held an open house to initiate public input on a possible rebuilding of the trail. Top of Michigan Trails Council Executive Director Brent Bolin reported that the trail has about 116,000 users each year and generates about $10 million in economic activity. So this missing piece is really impacting the area. The collapsed section is between Petoskey and Bay Harbor.

Baird Engineering is preparing a plan, but so far the project is unfunded. Construction could take as much as two years once it is begun.



See an article atUp North Live


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Tuesday, February 24, 2026

The Lone Star Tick Now in Michigan

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Lone Star Tick
caption (photo by James Gathany, Public Health Image Library, public domain)

compiled from several sources

The Lone Star Tick (also called northeastern water tick). Amblyomma americanum is now confirmed in Michigan. Berrien County in particular has seen a population develop, although it has been seen in most of southern Michigan.

This is significant because it is a regular carrier of Ehrlichiosis and is the primary vector for Alpha-gal Syndrome—a severe, newly recognized condition where the tick's saliva triggers a lifelong, sometimes life-threatening allergic reaction to mammalian meat (beef, pork, lamb). It does not transmit Lyme disease.

The females display the central white spot on the back while males may have smaller dispersed spots around the perimeter.

While it's common to talk about seeing ticks come out around a particular date, it's more reliable to look at the thermometer. If the weather hits 50° you should expect to see ticks emerging and looking for a blood meal.

And, one rarely feels a tick bite. Their saliva include and anesthetic, anticoagulants and antihistimines that work to keep you from feeling the bite or having an immediate itching reaction. Once they do puncture the skin, the anticoagulant keeps your blood flowing. So don't forget to start visually checking for attached ticks if the weather becomes mild and the leaf litter where they over-winter is exposed.


See Lone Star Tick on Wikipedia


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Monday, February 23, 2026

City of Wyoming Commits to Non-Motorized Trails

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Wyoming City Center Trails
map of Wyoming, MI, City Center Trails (from their website)

from the City of Wyoming

The city of Wyoming, Michigan, southwest of Grand Rapids, has completed 4.6 miles of a trail network that was connected with the pedestrian bridge over 28th St. They are committed to providing options for nonmotorized mobility.

This includes the following trail types:
• Offstreet Trail - Multi-use path that does not run adjacent to any roads, typically 8 - 12 feet wide.
• Traditional Bike Lane - Separated, onstreet bike lane marked by paint, typically 4 - 6 feet wide.
• Semi Protected Bike Lane - Separated, onstreet bike lane marked by paint and protected by bollards or a curb, typically 4 - 6 feet wide.
• Side Path - Multi-use path running along a roadway, at least 6 feet wide.

Their website states, "An extensive trail network gives mobility to those who lack car transportation, increases the use of non-motorized transport, and connects people to nearby parks and commercial activities."

This portion of the trail system, as a part of the City Center project, is 100% grant funded and does not involve city property tax dollar revenue.



See link above for additional maps and pictures


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Sunday, February 22, 2026

Muskegon Lake Removed from "Most Degraded" List

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Muskegon Lake
restored Muskegon Lake (photo from NOAA)

from NOAA

In September 2025, Muskegon Lake was officially removed from the EPA’s Areas of Concern list. 40 years ago it was designated one of the most environmentally degraded sites in the Great Lakes

NOAA Fisheries’ Office of Habitat Conservation, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, and other partners have worked for decades to restore the area. Early on, there was skepticism as to whether the cleanup was even possible. A long history of industrial use along the shoreline of the lake and contaminated the water and sediment with compounds such as mercury and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons.

Since 2008, NOAA Fisheries has partnered with the Great Lakes Commission to carry out restoration projects that:
• Restored and reconnected 134 acres of wetland and offshore habitat
• Restored more than 7,000 feet of shoreline
• Removed 347,350 tons of debris
• Removed 190,000 tons of contaminated soil
• Enhanced habitat for species such as walleye, Chinook salmon, largemouth and smallmouth bass, and threatened lake sturgeon
• Improved public recreational access

An economic study found that restoration generated an additional $28 million annually in recreational value and an estimated 500,000 additional visits per year.


See the link above for more pictures, and much more detail about the long-term cleanup.


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Saturday, February 21, 2026

Using Mosquitoes to Save Birds

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kiwikiu
kiwikiu (photo by Zach Pezzillo- free use)

from an article at CNN

This story takes place in Hawaii, a long distance from Michigan, but the methodology that may save the critically endangered kiwikiu is fascinating.

These birds, also known as the Maui parrotbill honeycreeper Pseudonestor xanthophrys, have been driven ever higher into the mountains to escape an introduced mosquito that carries both a deadly avian malaria and an avian pox. The honeycreepers have no natural defense. The problem mosquitos can not survive the cold elevations, so those places are the last refuges for the birds.

Here's the hopeful solution- a high-tech genetic fix. A coalition of conservation organizations, including the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the State of Hawaii, the National Park Service, and the group Birds, Not Mosquitoes, are deploying a strategy called the Incompatible Insect Technique. Male mosquitoes are raised in a lab and infected with Wolbachia bacteria.

Males do not bite, so they pose no threat to the birds. All they do is mate. But when these males mate with a wild female the mosquito eggs are not viable. The mosquito population shrinks.

Millions of these treated mosquitoes are being released by drones over Hawaii.



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Friday, February 20, 2026

Mason County PM Township Revives Sidewalk Plan

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Ludington Avenue in winbter
east Ludington Avenue with no sidewalks (photo by jhy)

from an article in the Ludington Daily News and personal knowledge

Several years ago, Pere Marquette Charter Township of Mason County, Michigan, pledged to improve the walkability of the area east of the Ludington city limits. PM Township is the most urban township in Mason County, yet many streets with businesses remain completely pedestrian unfriendly. The majority of proposed stretches where sidewalks would be added have dense business presence, and safe walking options would be a huge improvement.

About five years ago, the township initiated a sidewalk improvement plan to create a special assessment district for sidewalks. But nothing has really happened. Supervisor Kelly Smith says, "We are hoping we can get that back in front of us and build some traction."

Revival of the plan proposes building 3.2 miles of sidewalk on both sides of three critical roads:
• One-and-a-half miles from Jackson St. to Meyers Rd. (Walmart. This is the section pictured above.
• Pere Marquette Highway south to the railroad- about one mile
• Jebavy Drive from US 10 to Johnson Road.

Some engineering problems remain to be worked out. In some areas there is not room for a 5-foot sidewalk outside the MDOT right-of-way. Also, ideally, the sidewalk south would extend to the Conservation Park, but at this time, the plan ends with just under a half-mile gap remaining.

The project is estimated at $2.16 million. This might be funded through a special assessment of property owners, or by a bond.


See more at PM Revisits Discussion on Sidewalk Improvement Plan

See 5-County Multi-Use Trail Plan


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Thursday, February 19, 2026

Indigenous Maple Sugaring Technique Demo

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maple sugar fire
fire to boil maple syrup (photo from Kalamazoo Nature Center)

from the Kalamazoo Nature Center Facebook Page

Chris Chosa, KNC Grants Manager and an Ojibwe descendant raised in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, is leading an experimental project to revive early Indigenous maple sugar production techniques that have not been practiced for centuries. Drawing on more than 20 years of hands-on experience in the sugar bush and academic research conducted at Michigan Technological University, Chris is reconstructing a method that may not have been witnessed in over 500 years. This work blends cultural knowledge, experimental archaeology, and environmental science to better understand how maple sugar was produced long before modern equipment.

Visitors can experience this living history during the Maple Sugar Festival, where Chris will demonstrate the process, share insights, and answer questions in the Arboretum. Check out the process and talk with Chris from 10 am–12 pm and 1-3:30 pm on Saturday, March 7, 2026.

Kalamazoo Nature Center, 7000 N. Westnedge Ave. Kalamazoo, MI 49009


See more at Maple Sugar Festival


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Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Birdie Blizzard Disc Golf at Gun Lake Winterfest

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Birdie Blizzard
Birdie Blizzard promo (photo by Birdie Blizzard)

compiled from several sources

Innova Discs is back again at Gun Lake Winterfest in 2026 with another blizzardy, prize packed tournament for beginners to pros alike with our SIXTH annual – Winterfest Birdie Blizzard.

Located at Yankee Springs TOWNSHIP Park, 1705 Parker Drive Wayland, MI 49348.

Our temporary 2026 Winterfest course is again 9 holes. Most holes are under 150 feet from tee to basket, making Aces and Birdies available to every player – beginner to Pro.

Come and test your disc golf skills. Cool prizes will be awarded! Thank you Innova Discs and Brave Art Studios & Gallery for being primary sponsors since the beginning

February 21, 2026. 10:00 am - 3:30 pm. Registration will be onsite. Flexible tee times.


See Gun Lake Tourism on Facebook


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Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Michigan Moose Population Strugging

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moose being tagged
sedated moose being tagged (photo from the Michigan DNR)

from a news bulletin of the Michigan DNR

Despite the fact that Michigan's lower peninsula has no resident moose, the large mammals are usually of high interest to all Michigan residents.

In an aerial survey, biologists estimated approximately 300 moose within the western Upper Peninsula core range, down from an estimated 426 moose in 2023. It is unclear whether the lower estimate reflects an actual population decline, a shift in moose distribution away from historically surveyed areas, or a combination of both.

Michigan reintroduced moose to the Upper Peninsula in the 1980s with a goal of a herd of 1,000-plus moose. This population goal has not been attained, and currently the herd is declining.

Moose reproduction is stable. Eight of ten tagged cow moose produced eleven calves. However, brainworm, predators, ticks and vehicles remain problematic. Cars have killed 60 moose in the UP in past four years.

Ongoing moose research in the western Upper Peninsula is a collaborative effort between the Michigan Department of Natural Resources, the Keweenaw Bay Indian Community, and Northern Michigan University, and is supported primarily through federal conservation grants, tribal partnerships and university resources.


See Balsam Oil May be Balm for Moose


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